Why Nobody Hang Out With Me?

My toleration level became so low that I rather trade a group of friends with a box of chocolate!  

 As suddenly I'm not immune to all the dramas happening around me. I cannot control my mouth like how I used to and I tend to blur out the brutal truth about others on how annoying they are. The older I get, the higher the urge to spend time alone became because of this.

For me personally, a group of friends means fun but then it doesn't end with fun as it comes in a whole package with drama as well. What happens when you're with a group of friends?

1. Yes "Master"

Most groups will have at least one "master" who will rule the group. If that "master" doesn't want to do something then the whole group will not do it. For instance, if the "master" wants to watch a particular movie then everyone else will follow and if I hesitate then boom I will be looked low upon as if I am an extraterrestrial!

2. Story Time

When you're in a group at least somebody has a story to share and what the rest will do? Listen attentively than they would have ever listened to their teacher in class of course! Usually, the "master" will start and when the "master" has no story to share up then the rest will follow up with whatever interesting things that happened in their pathetic life. If you don't listen that's it you will be the cruelest and inconsiderate person in the world! 

3. Give No Reaction? Get Out Of The Group

When you're listening to somebody's story in the group then it is a must for you to give multiple reactions like "Oh my god", "what the hell", "oh my", "really?" and much more to exaggerate the initial situation. For instance, "I forgot to take my dinner yesterday" and the rest will be like, "Really? *with wide eyes. You must have got gastric now!" This is to ensure that you're actually listening to them.

4. Be Loud or Be Gone

Most popular groups will have at least one or two person who is loud. It starts with a "hey" when they see the other group members but the "hey" can even be heard at the wormhole. That "loud hey" was just to announce to the whole class that " Yes, that's right we are here now bitches". If they are not loud then most people will not know their existence and most probably nobody could barely remember their faces as well. *I used to be very loud too *Oops 

5. Fight! Fight! Fight!

When you're in a group of friends, it's very important to protect your own kind. So when others try to defame you or your group member and the fight is so on! Even if it goes to hair pulling or bone breaking level, it's okay. It's you protecting your own kind, who cares about your own well being. The more damage you do to yourself, the more the group members will worship you. *Sarcasm at its best now 

So what's your own personal experience? Comment below and share if you can relate yourself to the post ;)